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Good quotes
Life is like Cotton,
Dont make it heavier by
dipping it in water of sorrow,
But make it lighter by
blowing in air of joy.
Enjoy every moment of life.
Milkar bichadna
dastur hai zindagi ka,
Ek yehi kissa
Mashhur hai zindagi ka,
Bitey hue pal kabhi
Lautkar nahi aate
Yehi sabse bada
Kasoor hai zindagi ka,There r many things in life,
Dat wiil catch ur eye,
But only a few will catch,
Ur heart..Pursue those.
In da confrontation between,
Da stream N Da rock,
The stream always wins,
Not thru strength,
But thru persistence.Every moment, every situation,
Every issue and every concern has a positive side.
Find it and bring it to life....
Be Genuinely Interested in People...
If you try, you can like everybody, and
Everybody will like you......When you find a Dream inside your heart
Don't ever let it go
For Dreams are the tiny seeds from
Which Beautiful Tomorrows Grow
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Never Break four things in your Life
Trust, Promise, Relation, & Heart...
Because when they break
they dont Make Noise But Pain a lot -
Funny Definition messages
School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.more
Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
Nurse: A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.
Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.
Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Dictionary: A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room: A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Father: A banker provided by nature.
Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician: One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Doctor: A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.
Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience: The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be wise after death -
So Cute Zoo Zoo
The Vodafone's Zoo-Zoo idea came into birth when Mr. Rajiv was asked to create the ad that talk about the Vodafone Services and run it parallel throughout the IPL.
"It was one film, one value-added service a day," after months of trying with ideas and brainstorming, the team at ad agency Ogilvy and Mather, short on time, finalized on the Zoo Zoo. Mr. Rajiv finalised the look, packed their bags and shot the entire campaign in South Africa along with ad filmmaker of Nirvana Films, Prakash Varma and local production house there, Platypus. As for the name, it really has no logic. Like Rajiv says, it just goes with the character.
When it came to the making, animation was never an option. They shot real people and made them look animated. Rajiv was open to experimentation and all set to change the mindset of people. For Varma, the toughest test was costume design and artwork. Varma tried different looks and fabric for anything that wrinkled or shined would kill the illusion of animation. What added to the animated effect were big heads stuffed with foam outlined with a hard material called Perspex.They kept the hands and legs thin, which is why they cast women and occasionally children, wearing the costumes. The thin limbs, contrasted with big bellies and a bulbous head, gave the ‘small’ impression. Then came the sets - all in neutral greys, even lighting so that attention was on the Zoo Zoo. Varma then shot it in a high-speed format to make it look animated.
Here are some zoo zoo ads listed and some more coming.
You can watch them here itself just click play button or download 3GP video's for your mobile phone.
Zoo Zoo Exam Result
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Background Music
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Divert Calls
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Email
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Group Message
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Poke Your Friends
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Fashion
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Silent
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Recharge
download 3GP videoZoo Zoo Torch
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Dasara/ Dassehra Messages
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Jaise Ram ji ne jita lanka ko,
Waise aap bhi jitey saari duniya,
Is Dash-harey mil jaye aapko,
Duniya bhar ki saari khushiya.
Happy Dash-hara.
Jyot se jyot jagate chalo,
Prem ki Ganga bahate chalo.
Rah me aaye jo din-dukhi
Sabko gale se lagate chalo.
Din Aayega sabka Sunehra.
Meri aur se happy dasara.
Dasara SMS in Marathi
Zenduchi ful keshari-keshari,
Valanavalnach toran dari,
Gerucha rang karda tapkiri,
Anande angani rangoli nachari,
Krutkrutyacha kalash ruperi,
Vijayadshmichi rit hi nyari.
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Ya varshi aaptyachi panach milali nahi,
Mhanun khar son pathvav lagtay,
Tevadh god manun ghyaych..burr ka.
Dasara san motha Nahi aananda tota.
Dasara SMS in Marathi
Ya Vijayadashmichya shubh muhurtavar,
Aaplya yashachya aad yenarya,
Saglya sima par hovun aapali
Aakankshapurti hovot,
Hich Shubheccha.
Soneri Suryachi
Soneri Kirane
Soneri Kiranancha
Soneri Diwas
Soneri Diwasachya
Soneri Shubhechha
Keval Sonyasarkhya Lokanna!
Happy Dasara!
Dasara SMS in Marathi
Tribhuvani bhuvani pahata,
Tuj aise naahi,
Chari shramle parantu,
Na bolave kahi.
Vijayadashmichya ani Dasaryachya Shubhechha.
Wish u n ur family,
U may become successful,
every one will like u,
every happiness of u comes true,
wish u all Happy Dasara
Kushiya apki kabhi kam na ho,
Daman me apke koi kata na ho,
Jab bhi koi musibat aaye,
To prabhu Ram apke sath ho,
*Happy Dasera*
Sukhacha parijatak bahruni yeo,
Sugandhane avghe jeevan darvalun jao,
Ha dasara tumchya ayushyat
aanandachi mangalmai pahat ano.
*Dasaryachya Shubhechha *
Those empty spaces r my silent prayers,
asking Maa Durga 2 guide N protect u
Alwys in whatever u do N wherever u r!
Happy Dasara.
Celibrate da victory of da Good over Evil.
Lets celibrate an auspicious day,
to begin new things in life.
Happy Dasara.
Ho aapki life me khushiya sabhi,
Na aaye unme koi kami kabhi
Sada sukhi rahe aapka basera
wish u Happy Dasara.
May this Dassehra ,
light up 4 u.
Da hopes of Happy times,
N dreams 4 a year full of smiles!
Wish u Happy Dasara.
Khushiyon ka tyohaar,
Pyaar ki bauchaar,
Mithaiyon ki bahar,
Is Dussehra ke shubh din
aapko mile khushiya hazar bar..
Happy Dushera.
Phool khile khushi aap k kadam chume,
Kabhi na ho dukho ka samna,
Dhan hi Dhan aye aap k angana,
Yahi he Dashera k shub avsar par Manokamna.
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold…
These are the wishes for you and
your family on the day of DUSSEHRA
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Santa-Banta SMS
Once Santa saw a boy with cap in da back direction.
This event really harrased da social nature of Santa N
then he also decided 2 wear his pagari in da backward direction .
While he was on his way to his office Banta saw him N asked
"Santaji aa rahe ho ke jaa rahe ho"
Santa goes 4 buying a TV.
"Do you have colour TVs?"
"Sure."
"Give me a green one, please."
Santa calls Air India.
"How long does it take 2 fly 2 Amritsar?"
"Just a sec.....," says da receptionist.
"Thank you." says da Santa N hangs up.
Santa is filling up a job application.
He promptly fills in da lines on NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc.
Then came da column SALARY EXPECTED.
After much thought he writes: Yes.
What does Santa do after taking photocopies?
He compares it with da original 4 spelling mistakes.
Why did Santa goes with 18 people 4 a movie?
Becoze below 18 was not allowed.
What do u do when Santa throws a hand grenade at u?
Pull da pin N throw it back.
How do u make Santa laugh on Saturday?
Tell him a joke on Wednesday.
"Oh, look at da dead bird."
Santa looked skyward N asked, "Where, Where?
Banta finished his English exam N came out.
His friends asked him how he had fared.
He replied, "Exam was ok, except 4 da past tense of 'think'.
I thought, thought, thought N at last, I wrote 'thunk'!"
A Santa is in a bar N his cellular phone rings,
He picks it up n says
"Hello, how did u know I was here?"
Santa: We have 2 learn Telugu within 6 months or
we will not be able 2 communicate with my child.
Friend:Why?
Santa: We have adopted a telugu child N
it will start to speak after 6 months.
On da way 2 office Santa slipped on a banana peel
N was badly hurt.
Next day , he noticed a banana peel on da same way
N Later after 2 days, he noticed two banana peels N
exclaimed" ari sala, aaj to choice hai!!!!!"
Santa : 'Look Banta, what type of glasses they have made. Top is closed. How can you fill lassi in it ?'
Banta : 'Yes, that's funny. N even if u make a hole at the top, how will the lassi stay in the glass when the bottom is open?' more -
IT'ians V/S Non-IT'ians
A non-programmer thinks there are 1000 bytes in a kilobyte.
A programmer is convinced that there are 1024 meters in a kilometer.
Ramu : I've just become a member of Rotract Club.
Somu : public member or private?
Ramu : Hey.. My submarine is not sinking into the water!! What could be wrong?
Somu : may be u have used float instead of double in the software.
PS : Hey Bull, Can you do me a favor? Can you pass on these 500 rupees to Suthi..?
Bull : Sure.. Why not? But tell me one thing. Tell me whether its pass by
value or pass by reference.
Ramu : I am very very sure that the guy who just talked to me is a software engineer...
Somu : how do you say that?
Ramu : he asked my physical address instead of my home address!
Ramu : why people are beating that SW engineer black and blue?
Somu : it seems, he asked one of them that whether "vande mataram" is new kind of RAM in the market!
Ramu : Hey.. I think that SW engineer is very very naive..
Somu : How do you say that?
Ramu : He believes that there is an Arabian Sea++ next to Arabin Sea.
Ramu : Hey.... what's time now?
Somu : System time or local time. more -
Merry Christmas Sms
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From home 2 home,
N heart 2 heart,
From 1 place 2 another.
The warmth n,
Joy of Christmas,
Brings us closer 2 each other.
Merry Christmas.In dis X-mas,
In da daytime if sun shine,
So shall Ur expectations come true,
At nite when moon comes out,
So shall U receive blesses,
Then if rain fall,
So shall it going 2 carry,
All ur problem away from U!
Happy Merry Christmas.
Christmas may b many things or,
It may b a few,
4 u da joy is each new toy,
4 me it's watching U.
Merry Christmas .May da joy n peace of,
Christmas b with u all thru the Year.
Wishing u a season of,
Blessings from heaven above.
Happy Christmas.
It is X-mas season n,
New Year is coming.
Let us wish each other
A Merry X-mas n Happy New Year.A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hope n love.
A blessed Christmas to u!
Happy Christmas.
Christmas is a time,
4 magic n dreams come true,
Hope urs is filled with,
Lots of fun n sparkle too!
Merry Christmas 2 u.7 Christmas Wishes 4 u
1. A Bunch Of Hugs From Me
2. A Stocking Full Of Smiles
3. A Star Of Love Upon da Tree
4. A x-mas dats Worthwhile
5. A New Year Full Of Peace
6. A Cup Of Good Cheer
7. Finally Happy X-mas.
If 1 nite u wake up n,
A big fat male is trying,
2 put u in a sack,
Plz don't b afraid,
Becoz i told santa,
All i want 4 x-mas is u.Faith makes all things possible,
Hope makes all things work,
Love makes all things beautiful,
May u have all the 3,
4 this X-mas. MERRY CHRISTMAS!
May da joy & peace of x-mas,
B with U all thru da year,
Wishing U a season of,
Blessings from heaven above.
"Merry Christmas."
May ur world b filled with,
Warmth n good cheer,
This Holy season n,
Thruout da year,
Wish ur x-mas b,
Filled with peace n love. -
New Year Sms
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Day by day teri khushiya ho jaye double,
Teri zindagi se delete ho jaye sare trouble,
Khuda rakhe tuze hamesh smart n fit,
Tere liye new year ho super-duper hit..
Happy New Year.
May each day of da comin year b vibrant n new Bringing along many reasons for celebrations n rejoice
Happy New Year.
Tom Cruise
Angelina Jolie
Aishwarya Rai
Arnold
Jennifer Lopez
Amitabh Bachhan n ME
All da stars wish u a
Very Happy New Year.
20** is @ da door,
Remember,
Life is short,
Break da Rules,
Forgive quickly,
Love truly,
Laugh Uncontrollably n
never regret anything
that made u SMILE.
Happy New Year.
New Year is da time 2,
Unfold new horizons &,
Realize new dreams,
2 rediscover da strength &
Faith within u,
2 rejoice in simple pleasures &,
Gear up 4 a new challenges.
Wishin u a truly fulfilling,
Happy New Year.
I Wish in 2010 God gives u,
12 Mnths of Happiness,
52 Wks of Fun,
365 Days Success,
8760 Hrs Good Health,
52600 Minutes Good Luck,
3153600 Seconds of Joy,
n that’s all!
HAPPY NEW YEAR
Aaj bhul jao duniya k sare Gum,.
Chalo jhume 1 sang Tum aur hum.
Aao baante charo taraf Khushia aur Pyar.
Chalo Dil khol k bolte he,
HAPPY NEW YEAR... Mere yaar.
New Year begins,
Let us pray dat,
It will b a yr with New Peace,
New Happiness n,
Abundance of new friends,
God bless u thru out da New Year.
I wish U 2 have a,
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvelous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Yr.
HAPPY NEW YEAR.
New Year brings just Happiness,
No Tear,
Everybody loves only u Dear,
All ur problems will b Finish,
Its 4 u my Special NEW YEAR'S wish.
Years come n go,
But this yr I specially wish,
4 u a double dose of health n,
Happiness topped with,
Loads of good fortune.
Have a gr8 year ahead!
Oh my Dear,
Forget ur Fear,
Let ur Dreams b Clear,
Please Hear,
I want to tell 1 thing in ur Ear,
BELATED Happy NEW YEAR.
With all da Rose's Perfume,
With all da lights in da world,
With all da children's Smiles,
I Wish U dat ur all dreams comes True.
*HAPPY NEW YEAR*
May gud times roll in,
making each moment worthwhile,
N making da new year full of dream fulfilled.
Wishing u n ur family a very happy n prosperous new year. -
April Fool SMS
Sardar got into a bus,
On 1st April when,
Conductor asked 4 ticket.
He gave Rs.10 n,
Took d ticket n,
said april fool. I have Bus pass.
God made a daylight n,
Is called Sun,
God made a entertainment n,
Is called Fun,
God made a nightlight n,
Is called Moon,
God made a U n,
Is called Cartoon!
Happy April Fool Day.
Jab tum aayne k pas jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai Beautiful Beautiful,
Jab tum aayne se dur jate ho,
To ayna kehta hai April Fool! April Fool!!
U r attractive,
U r the Best,
U r Cute,
U r Dear 2 Me,
U r Excellent,
U r Funny,
U r Good-Looking,
I’m JOKING.
U r a B. I. T. C. H.,
Beautiful, Intelligent,
Talented, Cute, Honest.
R u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*.
A study has proved dat,
All fools use their THUMB,
While reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late,
dont try 2 change ur finger!
Catch another fool!
In ur life,
When u wake up &
Don't see any 1,
Then come 2 me,
I'll b there 2 hold ur hand &,
Take u 2 da EYE SPECIALIST.
UR d 1 who is CHARMING
UR d 1 who is INTELLIGENT
UR d 1 who is CUTE n
I m d 1 who is spreading these RUMOURS.
Happy April Fools Day.
Hey U know,
Which is the best day,
2 propose a girl?
April 1. U know why??
If she accept its ur luck,
otherwise just tell "April Fool."
If people says u r crazy,
B patiend.
If they say u r monkey, relax.
If they say u r stupid,
B cool but if they say,
U r smart, Thapad maar.
Yaad hai hum pehle kahan mile the...
Train ruki,
Khidki khuli,
Nazro se nazren mili aur
Aap ne kaha,...
ALLAH KE NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA.
FOOL ne FOOLon ki FOOLWARI me,
FOOL k saath wish kiya hai,
U r da most BEAUTIFOOL,
WONDERFOOL n ColorFOOL,
amngst all FOOL’s,
HAPPY APRIL FOOL.
In hasino se Rasme Wafa or,
Dil Lagana sarasar bhool hai,
Jis din ye ikrar karen mohabbat ka,
Samajh lena us din APRIL FOOL hai.
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then make a place,
4 me in ur Heart!!
I may come there any time!
Urs Faithfully,
“HeArT aTtAcK”
APRIL FOOL.
1947 ka bahot hi famous sms. ? ?
THINK? ? ?
NO REMEMBER? ? ?
TAB MOBILE KAHA THA
JO SMS HOGA.
APRIL FOOL.
U r 99% beautyful,
98% cute, 97% sweet,
96% intelligent n,
100% Foolish to blive this. more
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